A Glass Half-Full of Pessimism: They need to bottle parenthood.
As of about 7 pm, I was dead to the world tonight. For a lot of reasons, I am very, very tired.
At about 8 pm, my daughter started throwing up.
I was collapsed fully clothed on my bed when she whimpered for me. I zombied into her room in the dark and asked her what was up. When she told me, it…