“ Who made the bathwater disgusting? That’s right, the baby. The bathwater was probably drinkable before the baby.
Andy Borowitz: The Good Enough Baby : The New Yorker (via themorningnews)
“Despite all the media hype about babies, they’re loud, dumb, and grimy to the touch, just one rung on the evolutionary ladder above a common marmoset.”
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